Sweet & Sour!

Wife can be a good friend but dont share secrets or else you will get the beating of a life time which normally never remains a secret FOR LONG …

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
‘Hold my purse.’

To generate more revenue Government has decided to impose ” Bathroom tax”, so please try to eat less otherwise this tax will EAT all of your income…….

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST
ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the

sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

This is the winner:-

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

Marrying you screwed up my life.

life is simple, dont make it complicated with marriage, if marriage is un avoidable, then u need definitely need a life insurance policy, one for you and three for your other three girl friends.

wife and a used car are the same, both need maintenance every now and then and the more you spend on them the less they improve.

A wife is similar to American spy satellite, it follows foot steps of a husband after 8pm, tracks it down and attack him like a drone and destroy the moments he was about to enjoy,

kids are too smart these days, they can even tell that dad gets sparkle in his eyes when he sees aunt next door.

all the good things in life are either not available, illegal, banned or married to others.

better half which is wife is always ignored for worst half ….. the girl friend

speaking truth will be so rare in National assembly and at TV channels that a National Truth speaking day will be celeberated in which the concerned have to speak at least one real truth in a day

And now some real time messages of day to day life some we even see on buses n rickshaws and some we hear from intellectuals and some we read ……

dont be jealous, be a hard worker!

you gave your mom a hard time, now you drive a rickshaw

It takes a minute to find some one special, an hour to appreciate him or her, a day to fall in love and an entire ligr to forget them if you get married!

gave you heart thinking you are kind hearted but you ate my heart like a sweet

ok we shall meet again

old driver, too good service

my heart n breaks both fail to see lovely ladies

accident always seems impossible until its done!

Silence is the fence around wisdom. If your foot slips, you can always regain your balance…! But, if your tongue slips, you can never recall the words.

Life is like a coin. Pleasure and pain are the 2 sides. Only 1 side is visible at a time. But remember other side is also waiting for its turn…!

Don’t make relations before understanding & Don’t break relation after misunderstanding!

‘Successful people do not plan Results, They plan Beginning. Because Right Results always Follow the Right Beginning

”Dream is Not that What U See in SleeP.. Dream is The ThinG Which Does Not allow you to sleeP”

Luck is like sand in hands. It will sneak out through the fingers, no matter gripped firmly or held loosely. Only hands in the praying posture can save it..

What we Do> what we Think> what we Experience> what we Expose…

Wandering and dreaming, the words have different meaning

The cruelest lies are often told in silence.

Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future.

Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning that diary into the best story you possibly can.

faith is taking the first step, even when you don’t see the whole staircase.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

You see someone through the window Who you’ve just learned to miss

life is short, believe in miracles so play more…

in chinese, the word “crises” is composed of two characters: danger + opportunity…

When the voice and the vision on the inside become more profound clearer and louder than the opinions on the outside, you have mastered your life

One must desire something to be alive.

keep your mind off the things you don’t want, by keeping it on the things you do want….

Our judgements, even concerning ordinary things, are frequently clouded by our emotions.

you can get everything in life you want if you will just help other people get what they want…

the secret to concentration is the acceptance of endless distractions.

Luv is a fire ,but weather its gonna warm ur heart or burn down ur house,u can never tell ….

setting an alarm clock for 7:01 or 6:59am reminds you that you have choice in everything you do.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go n forget.

Even the best of friends need time apart.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.