The after effects!

[1] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!

[2] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[3] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[4] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway.

[5] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.

[6] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.

[7] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak!

[8] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[9]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just
like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[10]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[11]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[12]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.